CHUNKLET MAGAZINE "the attackers of the high-wall fortress known as pop culture" tears all precious articles of faith to shreds in "The Overrated Book."
This is finally it! Chunklet Magazine A book. It almost makes its socalled "writing" seem credible, authentic, or even possibly, readable. Never mind how overpriced this thing is. It's time for the coffee shop types across the globe to laugh, and the only good that could come from that is if they spilled their double soy chai latte in their laps, burning their genitals into charred, smoldering remains.
Take "The Overrated Book" into your home. Cook it dinner. Tell it all your dirty secrets. Let it pick programs for your TiVo. Massage its feet corns, bunions and all. Give it the code to your alarm system. Set it up on a date with your hot sister. All bets are off now.
"The Overrated Book" is an enemy that sleeps with itself, so let this book be forever overrated for doing this. A lot of people may like this book, but then again, a lot of dimwits still love "The Da Vinci Code" and its loathsome sequel "The Da Vinci Code Decoded."
Zach Galifianakis: "I love Chunklet, even though I cannot read. After each page, I will turn the page, and my reader and I will high five each other. And I don't bring out high fives often. The last time I did was at my rich grandpa's funeral. Read Henry's stuff or have someone read it to you. It truly is wonderful."
David Willis (Co-Creator, Aqua Teen Hunger Force): "Completists with disposable income, you finally have a reason to rejoice! Chunklet has done it again! They have literally taken the same text and graphics from the last two magazine issues and packaged it with a hard-cover binding on 40-weight offset-bond matte-finish paper and premium glossy finish dust cover!"
Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age): "Chunklet has been a Godsend
to me and my musical family of dirty whores. I mean, for years and years, my work had been vastly underrated. But thanks to Chunklet's ability to cut through the malarkey and see where my work is actually overrated, I now get the sense that I'm musically grounded. Permanently. Chunklet is like a Bill Hicks record, a Bob
Ross painting, throwin' rocks at your grandma, and The Good Book all rolled into one abnormally thick magazine. No one writes about what other people do better than Chunklet. Fact."
